What’s With All The Fucking Questions?

Having a proper ‘I can’t be arsed’ kind of day today, but I promised myself I’d post something daily. So, I’m just gonna add this quick little Q&A about me this morning and possibly do one with Osian later (different questions, obviously).

Are you named after anyone?

My dad. His nickname is Kim, so I was called Kimberly.

When was the last time you cried?

Erm, I’m not sure, to be honest. It’s definitely been a couple of years. My uncle’s funeral, I think.

Do you have kids?

Yeah, I have a 7 year old son called Osian. He’s a proper head case.

If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself?

Yeah, I think I would be. I think I’m a good friend to have. My friends might say otherwise though.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Who? Me? Never……..yeah, all the time.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Nothing immediately springs to mind, to be honest. There isn’t one thing that my brain focuses on when I first meet someone. How they respond to my sarcasm, maybe.

What is your eye color?

Blue/grey (depends on the lighting)

Scary movie or happy endings?

Definitely scary movies, but most of them even have happy endings.

Favourite smells?

Napalm in the morning. Hahaha. Erm, bacon frying, black cherry Yankee candles, JOOP aftershave and fresh cigarette smoke.

What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home?

I went to Greece in 2004. It’s the only time I’ve ever been abroad.

Do you have any special talents?

I can fold a £20 note into the shape of a t-shirt (picture at the end of the questions).

Who is your favourite/least favourite public figure?

Favourite – James Corden. I’d love to be his mate.

Least favourite – Liam Gallagher. I think he’s an egotistical prick who’s only relevant because he was in Oasis.

Strangest place you’ve had sex?

In a cemetery.

Do you have any pets?

No. When I was little I had a goldfish called Goldie (I know, original). My brother won a goldfish from the local fair and put it in the same bowl. When I came downstairs the next morning, his goldfish had taken a chunk out of mine (I didn’t even know they had teeth, to be honest), so that night I snuck downstairs and flushed my brothers goldfish down the toilet. Never really got over the trauma.

What is your favourite song?

Shiver by Coldplay.

Who is your best friend?

Donna Baps (her mum and dad own a sandwich shop. They don’t, I totally made that up. She’s got big tits)

How tall are you?

5ft 2 (ish)

What food couldn’t you live without?

Argh! I can’t decide – Chinese, my local burger van, KFC. Fuck. I’d rather give up my kid, to be honest. Haha.

How many countries have you visited?

Only 4 – Wales, England, Scotland and Greece.

What’s your go to food order?

Right, this is gonna make me sound like a fucking pig. From the Chinese, it’s duck curry without peas and onions, extra mushrooms, extra garlic, egg fried rice and chips. From the burger van, it’s a cheeseburger with onions and a sausage, black pudding, hash brown, mushroom and cheese bap. From KFC it’s a fillet tower box meal (no lettuce), 6 hotwings, corn on the cob, gravy and a cherry Pepsi Max. Fucking hell. Hahahahaha.

What is your Favorite drink?Animal? Perfume?

Drink – Pepsi Max Cherry

Animal – Chicken (but only once it has been sacrificed to the gods of KFC. There are 11 of them, you know)

Perfume – Hugo Boss Orange

Top 5 TV Shows

I need 6.

1. Game of Thrones

2. Walking Dead

3. Sons of Anarchy

4. Only Fools and Horses

5. Friends

6. Desperate Housewives

What is your favourite sport?

Football and snooker.

Can you swim?

A little bit, but I’m not very good. I didn’t learn how to until I was 27.

How many boyfriends have you had?

4

If you could be someone else for the day, who would you be?

No one specific. I probably wouldn’t mind seeing what having loads of money would be like for the day, so a millionaire of some sort.

How would you describe your fashion sense?

Not naked. That’s about the best I can manage, to be fair.

Best/worst character traits

Best – loyalty.

Worst – not expressing my emotions

Tell us one of your bad habits

I think it’s fucking cool, but probably swearing.

Picture of the £10 note folded into the shape of a t-shirt (I know I said it was a £20, but I’m skint, so what ya gonna do?).

Kim xx

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